Some bike to avoid gym fees, others to avoid tanning salons

…onto what happened yesterday. I’d taken a taxi to a place called Maryland and joined a gym (I encountered noe of the biggest ever mongs at reception but thats a different story). This gym is the size of Wales. I have a quick workout and a laugh at teh yankee gym psychos in there. Oh yes they are REALLY mad. One bloke opposite likes to talk to himself. I mean REALLY talk to himself. COME ON COME ON COME, ONE MORE YOU MTHRFKKER etc etc. He is really disconcerting and people just stay away from him. I saw 130lb dumbell, which is the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen. I mean no-one could lift it, its impossible. when I left I decided I would buy a bicycle. That way I can cycle the 4-5 miles to the gym and back when I go, keep fit and all that and get a tan in the bargain (get completely burned as it transpired)….

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