{"id":390956522,"date":"2017-05-22T23:02:02","date_gmt":"2017-05-22T23:02:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wp.baltimorespokes.org\/?p=390956522"},"modified":"2017-05-22T23:02:02","modified_gmt":"2017-05-22T23:02:02","slug":"we-are-the-bicycle-lobby-we-are-coming-for-your-parking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wp.baltimorespokes.org\/?p=390956522","title":{"rendered":"We are the bicycle lobby. We are coming for your parking."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>by Comrade Rosovvy, City Pages<br \/>\n[B&#8217; Spokes: A bit tongue and cheek but has a point.]<br \/>\n&#8230;<br \/>\nWhere once you could park eight feet in front of a business to purchase a hanging plant, we sons and daughters of the morning star will force you to walk one additional city block on sidewalks like a poor person. Your spirit will be crushed and your very feet will cry out for mercy.<br \/>\n&#8230;<br \/>\nhttps:\/\/www.citypages.com\/arts\/we-are-the-bicycle-lobby-we-are-coming-for-your-parking\/422843924<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by Comrade Rosovvy, City Pages [B&#8217; Spokes: A bit tongue and cheek but has a point.] &#8230; Where once you could park eight feet in front of a business to purchase a hanging plant, we sons and daughters of the morning star will force you to walk one additional city block on sidewalks like a &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/wp.baltimorespokes.org\/?p=390956522\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;We are the bicycle lobby. We are coming for your parking.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-390956522","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-biking-elsewhere"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wp.baltimorespokes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/390956522","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wp.baltimorespokes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wp.baltimorespokes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wp.baltimorespokes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wp.baltimorespokes.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=390956522"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wp.baltimorespokes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/390956522\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wp.baltimorespokes.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=390956522"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wp.baltimorespokes.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=390956522"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wp.baltimorespokes.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=390956522"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}