{"id":28709774,"date":"2005-11-29T06:56:14","date_gmt":"2005-11-29T06:56:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wp.baltimorespokes.org\/?p=28709774"},"modified":"2005-11-29T06:56:14","modified_gmt":"2005-11-29T06:56:14","slug":"ode-to-the-traffic-light","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wp.baltimorespokes.org\/?p=28709774","title":{"rendered":"Ode to the traffic light"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"100\" height=\"120\" align=\"left\" src=\"https:\/\/wp.baltimorespokes.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2005\/11\/20051129070314645_1.jpg\" alt=\"\">There once was a guy on a bike<br \/>\nwho stopped at the local red light.<br \/>\nThe light never turned<br \/>\nbut the Law he can&#8217;t spurn,<br \/>\nso he sits there to this very night<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Chris (on BBC Talk)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There once was a guy on a bike who stopped at the local red light. The light never turned but the Law he can&#8217;t spurn, so he sits there to this very night &#8211; Chris (on BBC Talk)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28709774","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-biking-in-the-metro-area"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wp.baltimorespokes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28709774","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wp.baltimorespokes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wp.baltimorespokes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wp.baltimorespokes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wp.baltimorespokes.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28709774"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wp.baltimorespokes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28709774\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wp.baltimorespokes.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28709774"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wp.baltimorespokes.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28709774"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wp.baltimorespokes.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28709774"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}