{"id":274810303,"date":"2013-09-16T16:11:43","date_gmt":"2013-09-16T16:11:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wp.baltimorespokes.org\/?p=274810303"},"modified":"2013-09-16T16:11:43","modified_gmt":"2013-09-16T16:11:43","slug":"youre-going-to-kill-someone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wp.baltimorespokes.org\/?p=274810303","title":{"rendered":"You\u2019re Going to Kill Someone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>By Albert McWilliams,<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">If you keep driving like that, you\u2019re going to kill a cyclist. <em>When<\/em> you do, it\u2019s going to suck as much for you as it does for them. When you drive by my head at 50 mph I can\u2019t have this conversation with you, so I\u2019m going to do <em>you<\/em> a favor and talk you through all of your arguments as to why you\u2019re driving wrong (you are) and then you won\u2019t end up killing a human. So read on; you\u2019re welcome.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">&nbsp;<strong><em>It\u2019s not if it\u2019s when.<\/em> <\/strong>You are going to kill or seriously injure someone. <em>You are.<\/em> Someone\u2019s father, brother, mother, daughter &#8211; you are going to end their life, forever, like <em>permanently dead.<\/em> You\u2019ll be a murderer.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">You can save those lives. You need to do <em>two things<\/em>:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Slow down.<\/li>\n<li>Move over.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">A few facts you might not be aware of:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>When you pass a cyclist without crossing the yellow line <em>you are breaking the law.<\/em><\/li>\n<li>When you pass a cyclist while oncoming traffic is present <em>you are breaking the law.<\/em><\/li>\n<li><span>When you pass a cyclist in a no-passing zone <em>you are breaking the law (this should be obvious yes? Because it\u2019s called a \u201cno passing zone.\u201d)<\/em><\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">This law wasn\u2019t made up because the state hates you, or cars, or getting places quickly. This law was enacted because squeezing by a cyclist in the same lane is incredibly dangerous \u2013 to the cyclist. It\u2019s not dangerous to you, unless you don\u2019t like jail, or fines, or being a murderer.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><strong>NOW YOU MIGHT SAY:<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><strong>\u201cBut, I have places to go and people to do! You\u2019re in my way! Too slow!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><em>[follow the link at the end for his response.]<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<blockquote>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">&nbsp;<strong>\u201cBut, you ride too far out in the lane, you\u2019re supposed to ride single file, all the way to the right. You\u2019re an asshole!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Legally, you\u2019re wrong&#8230;<em>[follow the link at the end for his response.]<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<blockquote>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">&nbsp;<strong>\u201cBut, I pay taxes\/registration fees\/gas tax.\u201d <\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">This one is really dumb&#8230;.<em>[follow the link at the end for his response.]<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><em><\/em><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">&nbsp;<strong>\u201cBut, Cyclists disobey laws all the time, they run red lights and stuff, so screw them!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Yes, I do. I ride my bike <em>safely.<\/em> The rules say I\u2019m supposed to pretend that I\u2019m a car, but see, that\u2019s dangerous if <em>I\u2019m the only one obeying that rule.<\/em> I\u2019m pretending I\u2019m a car, and you think I\u2019m a bike, and you run over me and kill me with your car. This is bad for both of us. So, the minute you treat me like a car, I\u2019ll start acting like one. In the meantime <em>the difference between when you break the law and when I do is that you\u2019re endangering my life, and I\u2019m endangering your \u2026 wiper blades? Maybe? Probably not even that.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/albertmcwilliams.com\/post\/54015994028\/youre-going-to-kill-someone\">https:\/\/albertmcwilliams.com\/post\/54015994028\/youre-going-to-kill-someone<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Albert McWilliams, If you keep driving like that, you\u2019re going to kill a cyclist. When you do, it\u2019s going to suck as much for you as it does for them. When you drive by my head at 50 mph I can\u2019t have this conversation with you, so I\u2019m going to do you a favor &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/wp.baltimorespokes.org\/?p=274810303\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;You\u2019re Going to Kill Someone&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-274810303","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-biking-elsewhere"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wp.baltimorespokes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/274810303","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wp.baltimorespokes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wp.baltimorespokes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wp.baltimorespokes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wp.baltimorespokes.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=274810303"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wp.baltimorespokes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/274810303\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wp.baltimorespokes.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=274810303"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wp.baltimorespokes.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=274810303"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wp.baltimorespokes.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=274810303"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}