{"id":194963398,"date":"2011-03-07T12:29:58","date_gmt":"2011-03-07T12:29:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wp.baltimorespokes.org\/?p=194963398"},"modified":"2011-03-07T12:29:58","modified_gmt":"2011-03-07T12:29:58","slug":"area-mans-biggest-accomplishment-not-ever-killing-anyone-with-his-car","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wp.baltimorespokes.org\/?p=194963398","title":{"rendered":"Area Man&#8217;s Biggest Accomplishment Not Ever Killing Anyone With His Car"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Via the Onion {Yes, this is satire]<br \/>\nHAMPSTEAD, NH\u2014In his 36 years of life, Gary Widmer&#8217;s greatest contribution to humanity has been not causing any fatalities while behind the wheel, sources close to the Hampstead man confirmed Thursday. &quot;Overall, I&#8217;ve got a lot to be proud of: I worked my way through college, I&#8217;m a good friend, I have a solid job,&quot; said Widmer, whose most enduring\u2020 deed thus far is never having sent a pedestrian rolling over his hood or slamming his car into a bus full of schoolchildren. &quot;And I try to give back to the community, too.&quot; &#8230;<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/articles\/area-mans-biggest-accomplishment-not-ever-killing,19358\/\">https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/articles\/area-mans-biggest-accomplishment-not-ever-killing,19358\/<\/a>oldId.20110307122958908<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Via the Onion {Yes, this is satire] HAMPSTEAD, NH\u2014In his 36 years of life, Gary Widmer&#8217;s greatest contribution to humanity has been not causing any fatalities while behind the wheel, sources close to the Hampstead man confirmed Thursday. &quot;Overall, I&#8217;ve got a lot to be proud of: I worked my way through college, I&#8217;m a &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/wp.baltimorespokes.org\/?p=194963398\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Area Man&#8217;s Biggest Accomplishment Not Ever Killing Anyone With His Car&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-194963398","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-biking-elsewhere"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wp.baltimorespokes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/194963398","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wp.baltimorespokes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wp.baltimorespokes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wp.baltimorespokes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wp.baltimorespokes.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=194963398"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wp.baltimorespokes.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/194963398\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wp.baltimorespokes.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=194963398"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wp.baltimorespokes.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=194963398"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wp.baltimorespokes.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=194963398"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}