{"id":179662667,"date":"2010-09-11T10:17:47","date_gmt":"2010-09-11T10:17:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wp.baltimorespokes.org\/?p=179662667"},"modified":"2010-09-11T10:17:47","modified_gmt":"2010-09-11T10:17:47","slug":"mollusks-on-wheels","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wp.baltimorespokes.org\/?p=179662667","title":{"rendered":"Mollusks on Wheels"},"content":{"rendered":"

by Tom Vanderbilt<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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Reading the various stories recently about driving on beaches, as vexing for safety reasons as environmental and simple quality of life factors, I couldn\u2019t help but think back to Edward Abbey\u2019s classic reproach, in Desert Solitaire<\/a>, to those tourists who traveled via car in the national park at which he was stationed. I know Abbey the man is something of a thorny subject but the book is one of those rare titles that leaves an incendiary impression, the date and place of first reading forever fixed in one\u2019s mind.<\/p>\n

What can I tell them? Sealed in their metallic shells like mollusks on wheels, how can I pry the people free? The auto as tin can, the park ranger as opener. Look here, I want to say, for godsake folks get out of them there machines, take off those fucking sunglasses and unpeel both eyeballs, look around; throw away those goddamned idiotic cameras! For chrissake folks what is this life if full of care we have no time to stand and stare? Take off your shoes for a while, unzip your fly, piss hearty, dig your toes in the hot sand, feel that raw and rugged earth, split a couple of big toenails, draw blood! Why not? Jesus Christ, lady, roll that window down! You can\u2019t see the desert if you can\u2019t smell it! Dusty! Of course it\u2019s dusty \u2013 this is Utah! But it\u2019s good dust, good red Utahn dust, rich in iron, rich in irony. Turn that motor off. Get out of that piece of iron and stretch your varicose veins, take off your brassiere and get some hot sun on your old wrinkled dugs! You sir, squinting at the map with your radiator boiling over and your fuel pump vapor-locked, crawl out of that shiny hunk of GM junk and take a walk \u2013 yes, leave the old lady and those squawling brats behind for a while, turn your back on them and take a long quiet walk straight into the canyons, get lost for a while, come back when you damn well feel like it, it\u2019ll do you and her and them a world of good. Give the kids a break too, let them out of the car, let them go scrambling over the rocks hunting for rattlesnakes and scorpions and anthills \u2013 yes sir, let them out, turn them loose; how dare you imprison little children in your goddamned upholstered horseless hearse? Yes sir, yes madam, I entreat you, get out of those motorized wheelchairs, get off your foam rubber backsides, stand up straight like men! like women! like human beings! and walk \u2013 walk \u2013 WALK upon our sweet and blessed land!<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n


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by Tom Vanderbilt Reading the various stories recently about driving on beaches, as vexing for safety reasons as environmental and simple quality of life factors, I couldn\u2019t help but think back to Edward Abbey\u2019s classic reproach, in Desert Solitaire, to those tourists who traveled via car in the national park at which he was stationed. … <\/p>\n

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